sometimes a Vogon

Sometimes I think I am a Vogon. Not always. Just sometimes. I see myself as that mindless bureaucrat who never gets anything done. Like I need a form filled in triplicate to update Adobe Flash. Sometimes, I feel like Mordac, Preventer of Information Services. I cannot help you watch interviews of the Cowboy's quarterback or the next episode of Hotwives at work. If the video won't work, fix it yourself. Sometimes I feel ugly like a Vogon. Not always, but sometimes. Like that's how women see me. Those times, I don't like people much either. I write poetry and sometimes I think it's bad. So bad that.... No, you can stop chewing that now, I won't recite anymore.  Or maybe simply green, with envy.