Tuesday, March 07, 2006

03/07/2006

My connection is a little less flakey.  I’m trying not to run off and play computer games at the first opportunity.

Chicken or the Egg: an answer to which came first
According to evolutionary theory, the egg came first.  Eggs existed long before chickens ever walked the Earth, so eggs came first.  Furthermore, the chicken egg came before the chicken.  If whatever laid the chicken egg was not a chicken then the egg came first.  All chickens are hatched from chicken eggs.  There is no way a chicken could come before it’s own egg.  We need to replace this philosophical question with something not so easily answered by evolution.  I was considering which came first, G-d or humans, but decided that it has too much of a religious slant to it as well as it pitting atheists against everyone else.

I’d like to think that I still have my health, but sometimes I have my doubts.

I have too much of a tendency to mess up my sleep schedule over weekends.  That would be fine I guess if I was actually outside of my house when I mess it up.

My psychiatrist suggested there might be something to the idea that my mother is the cause of many of my problems.  The last thing I want to do, though, is blame my mother for my problems.  She already blames herself for enough.

I still haven’t made an appointment with the dentist – or with the doctor – or with . . .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Geez Rube, still haven't been to the dentist? And did you plan on finishing that sentence? Because now I'm very curious!!

Reuben said...

I did get to the dentist finally and found out I had three cavities.

I don't really remember where I was going with that sentence.