Sometimes I think I am a Vogon. Not
always. Just sometimes. I see myself as that mindless bureaucrat
who never gets anything done. Like I need a form filled in
triplicate to update Adobe Flash. Sometimes, I feel like Mordac,
Preventer of Information Services. I cannot help you watch
interviews of the Cowboy's quarterback or the next episode of
Hotwives at work. If the video won't work, fix it yourself.
Sometimes I feel ugly like a Vogon. Not always, but sometimes. Like
that's how women see me. Those times, I don't like people much
either. I write poetry and sometimes I think it's bad. So bad
that.... No, you can stop chewing that now, I won't recite anymore. Or maybe simply green, with envy.
